subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

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maamlet:

global-twilight:

association-of-freed-people:

unbelovedcelly:

thememedaddy:

reason #4937373737 to kill cops and their families

the day they took down ricky pee pee

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37q:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

37q:

meet cute prompt

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older

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sovietunion:

corpsecoded:

in the club getting psychosexual

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soberscientistlife:

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tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

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galuby:

theradioghost:

theradioghost:

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

dude, i think that’s a fairy

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justacomicsjinx:

⚠️ Important News! ⚠️

Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

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amingethia:

a-really-hot-caterpillar:

Do you think Icarus would be into waxplay or would that be his safeword zone cuz of trauma

You just don’t get quality content like this on other sites

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antifas:

walkietalkiesaki:

antifas:

antifas:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

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cameoappearance:

lostlightsperceptor:

nonegenderleftpain:

helixsnake:

I remember someone saying “mad scientists in fiction aren’t scientists because there’s never a control group”

I think if you’ve created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

@aydascomprehendsubtext

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#the real question is why arent any of them running it double blind #what if those guys are just turning into goatmen bc they know the mad scientists reeeeaaaaallly want them to

#it’s also a question of sample size #if you turn one person into a goatman you might THINK you have an elixir that turns someone into a goatman #but make that a 75 person trial and suddenly you realize it’s an elixir that turns you into your ideal body #and that one person was just a guy with a fursona and a dream

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coldgoldlazarus:

socialmaya:

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lawfulgoodness:

cripplepunk-sylveon:

theygender:

I was thinking recently about how “alt” subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

ALT

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

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